Terms and Conditions

The following Terms and Conditions apply to the use of this Web site as well as all transactions conducted through the site.

• Use Of Site
• Payment Methods and Contact Info   

  After adding the loincloth of your fantasies to the shopping cart, you may pay by Mastercard, Visa, Discover, and American Express via the checkout page. You may also mail a money order (payable to MIKE RUSH) to: PO Box 6158, Crestline, CA 92325-6158. To avoid confusion, please clearly identify mailed payments with style, color, size info including your email and shipping address. California shipping addresses subject to 8.75% sales tax. Checks held 10 days, all returned payments subject to $20 returned payment fee.

   

  You may also contact us at our main email address LeatherRush@gmail.com, yea we also make custom leather items. We do not accept phone orders.

   

  Shipping and Handling

  We love making loincloths, we hate figuring fees. To keep it simple, the checkout system automatically calculates shipping and handling based on the total weight of your order, destination, and shipping service selected using the current published rates. 

   

  Transit Times

  Most orders are shipped within 1-3 business days by USPS First Class/Priority Mail which typically takes 2-5 days for delivery, transit times are completely out of our control and may vary, particularly during peak periods, severe weather, holidays and snail-mail mis-routings. 

  If you need your loincloth by a specific date, please order it early allowing at least 2 weeks for standard shipping delivery or purchase the expedited shipping service. We sell a lot of loincloths, especially prior to holidays and major events. Although we do our best to keep our inventory fully stocked, we may need to custom make your loincloth which can take a couple of extra days if we are short of the material or color you ordered, please order early. 

  We will replace an order after 3 weeks if the tracking number verifies non-delivery since it would be assumed lost or snagged by a kinky postal employee. Please make sure your shipping address is correct, safe and secure or leave instructions for the delivery person at your address. Please contact us if your loincloth has not arrived after 2 weeks and we will do our best to track it down.
  

  Privacy Policy

  All orders are shipped in discrete packaging with minimal identification. All contact and payment information which you provided is used solely for the purpose of completing your order, we do not use any information for marketing or share it with anyone else.

    

   

  Returns and Refunds

  
  

  OPENED and WORN loincloths are NOT RETURNABLE

  
  

  We can only accept returns of UN-WORN loincloths. State law bans the resale of worn intimate apparel, which includes loincloths, so we cannot accept returns of worn loincloths. It may be a silly law but it is still the law, and would you really want to wear a loincloth which has hugged a stranger's butt? Do not open the packaging if you want to exchange it for another color or style. Any opened package is assumed to be worn as we cannot verify it was not and cannot be fully refunded.

    

  All sales final.

  All refunds subject to restocking fee up to 25%.

  Shipping and handling fees are non-refundable.

  
  

  Ooops!

  We get so excited about making loincloths, sometimes we really screw-up. All our items are guaranteed for accuracy and quality of workmanship. If we ship you the wrong item or you did not get what you expected, please contact us before you wear it and we will do our best to correct it with gushing apologies. 

   

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  We make every effort to provide the best customer service possible and always try to be fair to everyone, but there's just no pleasing some people. Therefore, we must reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason at any time, so please don't be a jerk. All content is copyrighted, please ask before you steal any pics. Buyer is responsible to comply with any applicable local, state, federal laws, import regulations, or other authorities including your "significant other". We will not falsify customs forms, we hate import taxes too, but we hate going to jail even more. Loinclothed.com is not responsible for the use, mis-use or acts of stupidity while using any of our products.